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About Inspiration Cruises

The Themed Cruise Specialists

With Cruising still considered the most popular holiday in the UK, many passengers are looking for something a little different and with extra value that goes beyond the price of a normal cruise. Inspiration cruises has the solution.

“We created Inspiration Cruises after 20 years of providing popular themed cruises for numerous companies from Saga to Celestyal. Whether you like cookery, gardening, Sci fi or comedy, or even pilgrimage with our unique `Saints & Sailors` cruises, it’s an opportunity for you to travel with like-minded passengers, indulge in your favourite pastimes with specialist lectures, Life Stories, performances and demonstrations from favourite experts & TV faces whilst making new friends and being inspired on your journey. All without any additional cost to you. It’s the cruise of a lifetime!”

“I do hope that you will find something of interest on our cruise selection below and that we shall be able to welcome you aboard one of our inspiring themed cruises soon!”

CHRIS GIDNEY Founder of Inspiration Cruises.

We have provided popular themed cruises on board:

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What to expect on an Inspiration Cruises Themed cruise

Headline events

Celebrity life stories

Q & A’s

Meet and Greets

Specialist lectures

Themed cruise host

Cruises 2026

Saints & Sailors Celebrates Easter 2026 With Pam Rhodes & Dave Bilbrough

Date

3 April 2026

Duration

7 nights

Departure

London Tilbury

Destination

Springtime Fjords

Ship

Ambience

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Join popular TV presenter and BBC Songs of Praise host PAM RHODES and singer-songwriter Dave & Pat Bilbrough for an extra- special Easter, faith-based cruise with celebration services, star interviews and Pam`s own version of Hymns of Praise!

SPRINGTIME FJORDS- See brilliant, rugged landscapes in Norway

Cabin Prices from Inside £729 per person; Outside from £899pp; Solos from £999pp; Other cabin prices available.

An example of cabin styles availability which can be requested and price confirmed at the time of booking with the ship.

To join this themed group, you must register your interest through the Inspiration Cruises website and not directly with the cruise line as they will be unable to create access to the private group.

Limited Spaces – Register your interest in this cruise below!

Stavanger

Explore the charms of Stavanger, Norway. Wander through its cobbled streets, admire the iconic Stavanger Cathedral, and delve into maritime history at the Norwegian Petroleum Museum. With breathtaking fjords, vibrant culinary offerings, and cultural festivals, Stavanger is a haven for travellers of all kinds.

Eidfjord

Nestled amidst Norway’s dramatic fjords and verdant landscapes, Eidfjord is a place of sublime beauty. Explore the rugged footpaths of nearby Hardangervidda National Park or sit back and take in the wondrous vistas from a quayside cafe.

Ijmuiden

Ijmuiden, on the Dutch coast, showcases the comings and goings of a bustling harbour. Explore historic landmarks like the North Sea Canal, visit Felison Cruise Terminal, and experience the unique atmosphere of this Dutch city along the North Sea.

In addition to the usual numerous activities on board, the specialist events on this cruise will include: Sunday Service; Welcome Service; Pam Rhodes`s Hymns of Praise; Afternoon concert with Dave Bilbrough; Life stories with Pam Rhodes ; Private Cocktail Party.

All events are subject to change and modification by the Captain.

  • Sails from (and returns to) London Tilbury
  • 7 nights
  • 3 Ports of call
  • 2 Countries

Full itinerary:

Day 1 – 3 April 2026:
London Tilbury

Day 2 – 4 April 2026:
At sea

Day 3 – 5 April 2026:
Stavanger, cruise Boknafjord

Day 4 – 6 April 2026:
At sea, scenic cruising of Lysefjord

Day 5 – 7 April 2026:
Eidfjord, cruise Hardangerfjord

Day 6 – 8 April 2026:
At sea

Day 7 – 9 April 2026:
Ijmuiden, for Amsterdam

Day 8 – 10 April 2026:
London Tilbury

Pam Rhodes is the very familiar face of BBCTV`s ‘SONGS OF PRAISE’, presenting programmes from tiny country churches to huge outside broadcasts. She’s met everyone from The Pope to Dolly Parton, but her heart is in the sensitive interviews for which she’s well-known as those she meets share their stories. It’s no surprise she loves hymns old and new, always ready with a story about the writer that connects to our everyday lives, as listeners to her Premier Christian Radio series, HEARTS AND HYMNS, know well. She’s also a regular contributor on Radio 2’s ‘PAUSE FOR THOUGHT’. Apart from that, every week she’s on the road presenting events as varied as the huge ‘BATTLE PROMS’ concerts at stately homes throughout the summer months, to church and community gatherings great and small. As a mainstream author of more than twenty popular novels and factual books, Pam’s writing style is down-to-earth, funny and touching. Her trilogy, THE DUNBRIDGE CHRONICLES’ about a new young curate in a Bedfordshire country town, proved so popular that she added another book to the series, ‘SAINTS AND SAILORS’ – the story of a Pilgrimage cruise around the British Isles, where passengers travel together in the footsteps of the Celtic saints with funny and often moving experiences many of us experience on a cruise just like this one!

Dave Bilbrough is a multi-award-winning international song writer and recording artiste and has released over 20 albums. Dave Bilbrough `s well-known hymn, Abba Father became a giant step into international music-writing recognition and at age 19 he was performing at The Royal Albert Hall. Now, several decades and numerous albums later, he is recognised as one of Britain’s foremost worship leaders and songwriters. With a wide appeal, his songs have become a staple part of many a church’s musical repertoire. Dave is also an author and his travels have taken him around the world. He has enjoyed appearances on national television and radio including hosting a special advent series for BBC1 and a two-year judge for BBC Radio’s nationwide song-writing competition. Dave sees his role as a calling rather than a career and enjoys using his skills to encourage others and he will be joined by his wife, Pat for some special musical events on board.

Chris Gidney is your host for the themed cruise and has spent a lifetime as entertainer, producer and author, working with numerous artistes from Frank Sinatra to Sir Cliff Richard. Chris was the Founder and Director of showbiz charity `Christians in Entertainment` 45 years ago! Chris comes from a show business family and at age nine formed a comedy double-act with his father. Chris joined London’s West-End in 1980 to enjoy twelve consecutive London productions before moving to BBC Television and authoring 28 commercially published books and several Pantomimes. Chris created That’s Entertainment Productions’ specialising in family entertainment for the commercial theatre. Chris has enjoyed creating and producing more than fifty themed cruises over the past few years which have taken him around the world. “I am thrilled to be presenting and interviewing some talented performers on this special Christian cruise,” says Chris. “I know that we shall have a lot of fellowship and fun together enjoying time spent with Pam, Dave and Pat, hearing about their careers in the spotlight and what inspires them personally. I`m sure that there will be some extra surprises along the way as we enjoy this special Easter journey together.”

Tim Vine On The Rhine

Where Laughter Flows As Freely As The River

Date

30th October 2026

Duration

7 nights

Departure

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Destination

Rhine river cruise

Ship

Avalon Expression

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Pack your sense of humour on this legendary Rhine River sail with one of the UK’s premier comedians, Tim Vine, and his very special guest, Las Vegas comedy magician John Archer.  This exclusive cruise pairs Avalon’s signature Suite Ship sailing with side-splitting entertainment – bringing you one-liners, magical mischief, and hilarious surprises along Europe’s most scenic waterway. From cocktail parties and starry-eyed discussions to onboard performances you’ll never forget, this journey is part cruise, part comedy festival, and entirely magical.

Cabin Prices from Deluxe Stateroom £1,800 pp; Panorama Suite from £2,350ppRoyal Suite from £5,295pp; Other cabin prices available.

To join this cruise, please book directly with Avalon Waterways:

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Tim Vine is one of the funniest comic talents of his time, winning the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival. Best known for his BAFTA award winning BBC TV Series The Sketch Show, his other recent appearances include sitcom Not Going Out, Comic Relief, Celebrity Mastermind, Countdown, Total Wipeout and even Neighbour’s. Tim has written several best-selling joke books and appeared with his brother Jeremy on the celebrity version of ITV1’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire and he is a regular guest on BBCTV’s Live at the Apollo. Vine broke the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour with 499, beating the previous record of 362, and was recently voted as number 36 in Channel 4’s ‘100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians’. Alongside his worldwide appearances and sell-out stage tours, his musical talent includes the guitar, piano and drums.

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From Las Vegas to the West End John Archer is one of the most highly esteemed comedy magicians today. John is a comedian, magician, actor, singer, musician, writer, didgeridoist! Recent winner of the ‘Magic Circle Stage Magician of the Year with a Gold Star’ John is highly respected by his showbiz peers, “I’d recommend him unreservedly – says Derren Brown. Multi award winning Archer was awarded the Ken Dodd President’s Trophy for Best New Magical Comedy Entertainer; British Magical Champion of Comedy; The Carlton Comedy Award for outstanding use of comedy and magic and the Senator Crandall Award for Comedy at Abbot’s convention in the United States. He appeared on the hidden camera series Undercover Magic, and writes for television. John appeared on the ITV show ‘Fool Us’ hosted by Jonathan Ross and was the first magician on the programme to fool Penn & Teller. John recently appeared in the 13-part series for CBBC, Help My Supply Teacher Is Magic and a second series won a BAFTA in the Entertainment Category at The Children’s BAFTA’s and was a semi-finalist in ITV’s ‘Britain’s Got Talent’.

Chris Gidney  is your host for the themed cruise and has spent a lifetime as entertainer, producer and author, working with numerous artistes from Frank Sinatra to Sir Cliff Richard. Chris was the Founder and Director of showbiz charity `Christians in Entertainment` 45 years ago! Chris comes from a show business family and at age nine formed a comedy double-act with his father. Chris joined London’s West-End in 1980 to enjoy twelve consecutive London productions before moving to BBC Television and authoring 28 commercially published books and several Pantomimes. Chris created That’s Entertainment Productions’ specialising in family entertainment for the commercial theatre. Chris has enjoyed creating and producing more than fifty themed cruises over the past few years which have taken him around the world.

In addition to the numerous activities on board, the specialist events on this cruise will include: Headline shows from Tim Vine and John Archer; Life stories with Tim Vine ; Comedy Quiz; Meet and Greet.

All events are subject to change and modification by the Captain.

  • Sails from Amsterdam to Basel
  • 7 nights
  • 6 Ports of call
  • 4 countries

Full itinerary:

Day 1 – 30th October 2026
Amsterdam, Holland (Embarkation)

Day 2 – 31st October 2026
Amsterdam

Day 3 – 1st November 2026
Cologne, Germany

Day 4 – 2nd November 2026
Rhine Gorge-Rudesheim

Day 5 – 3rd November 2026
Mainz. Excursion to Heidelberg

Day 6 – 4th November 2026
Kehl. Excursion to Strasbourg, France

Day 7 – 5th November 2026
Breisach, Germany. Excursion to Black Forest

Day 8 – 6th November 2026
Basel, Switzerland (Disembarkation).

Cruises 2027 – Coming soon!

How does it work?

After registering your interest by clicking on the links above – and once we have enough numbers in each group confirmed to make it viable – we pass on your register of interest to the cruise company concerned, who will assist you in booking your cabin, and forward all information regarding the cruise. Your contract and all arrangements will be made directly with the shipping company who will advise you every step of the way.

Once booked, we will be in touch regarding all the additional specialist events and activities that will take place on board for this private group that you can choose from. These usually take place on sea-days and will be in addition to all the usual on-board activities that are part of the cruise.

Special advance prices quoted are only available to the group and no discounts or changes are made leading up to the cruise. Prices are fixed by the cruise company and not by Inspiration Cruises. All the additional private themed events are included in the price, but the ship may make additional charges related to the cruise and confirmed at time of booking.

We keep our private group numbers low, so that there is plenty of opportunity to meet and make friends with other like-minded passengers. This is usually between 50-75, unless stated otherwise.

These private group bookings usually sell quickly, so don’t delay in registering your interest to avoid disappointment.

Late bookings can be made, but only if there is cabin availability.

Once booked, cancellations and changes are subject to the standard agreement with the cruise ship- please check their terms and conditions as usual.

We reserve the right to change or modify any of our guest artistes in the unlikely event that any are unable to appear due to circumstances beyond our control such as illness etc.

To take advantage of the themed cruise activities, you must register your interest through the Inspiration Cruises website and not directly with the cruise line. Failure to do this will result in you not being assigned a space in the group activities.

Why book with Inspiration Cruises?

Inspiration Cruises was formed by Chris Gidney who has spent nearly 20 years as a freelance specialist producer providing themed cruises for numerous companies from Saga to Celestyal, Ambassador to Avalon. Chris and his team work with each cruise company striving to make your on-board themed experience one which will be remembered for a very long time.

Inspiration Cruises offers you the opportunity to:

Travel with a like-minded special interest group.

Travel with well-known specialists in their field of interest with opportunities for meet and greet events.

Enjoy specialist private Lectures, Life-Stories & Demonstrations.

Invitations to private cocktail parties.

Ideal for singles, couples and groups.

No additional charges for the specialist events.

Past Cruises Have Included:

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Please complete the form below to register your interest for our cruises! If you wish to send us a message, you can reach us at info@inspirationcruises.co.uk